Tumblr (3.0; @genericwizardguy)http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/49e360586e03cccbdc03ac2a4d6afe32/tumblr_mlq4inDtlc1qc0rbho1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://journal.emilianogranado.com/post/48712123256/get-some-outlier" class="tumblr_blog">quesofrito</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Get some <a href="http://www.outlier.cc">Outlier</a>. </p></blockquote>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50653087672http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50653087672Fri, 17 May 2013 10:29:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1b0c0b6ddf57bf9aef809e38421b0f7/tumblr_mmed531CQu1s3n6jdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50653057366http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50653057366Fri, 17 May 2013 10:28:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c84a312ad151c179a3f446a8a7c62167/tumblr_mmnhhdXldc1rhi0rbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50647437605http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50647437605Fri, 17 May 2013 08:08:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bc9c5bebd3a35dc041009ca3bb85728/tumblr_mlkwrsDSok1s0uuv7o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9aefcc9b79d78762d1b722dbd3cb12ac/tumblr_mlkwrsDSok1s0uuv7o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9458880c6970299eb43c3ac6251e2f5/tumblr_mlkwrsDSok1s0uuv7o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a85920f53d47f560f334044388a7bc8/tumblr_mlkwrsDSok1s0uuv7o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91521f3fc325528776758a3dcab683df/tumblr_mlkwrsDSok1s0uuv7o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42afe90655e9ad800d01ea4f86d7d20e/tumblr_mlkwrsDSok1s0uuv7o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05aed7d009598bd15bc0f9e10bb34dc6/tumblr_mlkwrsDSok1s0uuv7o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1795393b6b17d4098520ce4c8a59218/tumblr_mlkwrsDSok1s0uuv7o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1fc049779c532703542949a58d39e34/tumblr_mlkwrsDSok1s0uuv7o9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50571230541http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50571230541Thu, 16 May 2013 07:43:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63a1cb509357442b4bdda39f12486e82/tumblr_mhmfgr3oCi1qg1mbqo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8540140cc260d8c976bed67003451cce/tumblr_mhmfgr3oCi1qg1mbqo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b9891d4a66908a37bf1eef050435de5a/tumblr_mhmfgr3oCi1qg1mbqo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c15821f949f650f0c4bd11b70756443/tumblr_mhmfgr3oCi1qg1mbqo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37f58735af411020059462644b0fc764/tumblr_mhmfgr3oCi1qg1mbqo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aeede92f47f27a6a90aaa6324dc87fdf/tumblr_mhmfgr3oCi1qg1mbqo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moshimoshijeffyboydesu.tumblr.com/post/42259916846/ten-is-a-real-bro">moshimoshijeffyboydesu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ten is a real bro</p> </blockquote>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50484325860http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50484325860Wed, 15 May 2013 03:50:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1608227591e5f156b1d181dd2d6c951f/tumblr_mmcfkcQF3A1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/> Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e5f7e82888fe50841b199f5bd806ed1/tumblr_mmcfkcQF3A1qz6f9yo2_500.jpg"/><br/> Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c200934dade3c9da3c3d1aefcd340411/tumblr_mmcfkcQF3A1qz6f9yo4_500.jpg"/><br/> Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/adaf45dadc0f1b612d91f70ae8a92ab0/tumblr_mmcfkcQF3A1qz6f9yo3_500.jpg"/><br/> Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/28094b3c6d027fcff92b48291ccb6589/tumblr_mmcfkcQF3A1qz6f9yo6_500.jpg"/><br/> Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc4ee1288c241a4b9be0ca365afc6e6d/tumblr_mmcfkcQF3A1qz6f9yo7_500.jpg"/><br/> Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b93a3302fac64c1bd6e3e1791aa6898/tumblr_mmcfkcQF3A1qz6f9yo5_500.jpg"/><br/> Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/<br/><br/> <p><a href="http://thefrogman.me/post/50297170066/lessons-from-a-dog-by-patrick-moberg-website" class="tumblr_blog">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Lessons from a Dog</strong> by Patrick Moberg [<a href="http://www.patrickmoberg.com/">website</a> | <a href="http://patrickmoberg.tumblr.com/">tumblr</a> | <a href="https://twitter.com/patrickmoberg/">twitter</a>]</p> <p>[h/t: <a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/">nevver</a>]</p></blockquote>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50418720649http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50418720649Tue, 14 May 2013 09:36:26 -0400 my final thought before making most decisions: fuck ithttp://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50418641117http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50418641117Tue, 14 May 2013 09:34:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhc15rwa7r1qdee86o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://abinky.tumblr.com/post/50231289005/lordjaysus-sallynopants-one-night-president" class="tumblr_blog">abinky</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lordjaysus.tumblr.com/post/30679530466">lordjaysus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sallynopants.tumblr.com/post/30655952245/one-night-president-obama-and-his-wife-michelle">sallynopants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, <strong>“No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>get it girl</p> </blockquote> <p>z snap</p> </blockquote> <p>Is this story true? i dont even fucking care she is the greatest human</p></blockquote>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50391794688http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50391794688Mon, 13 May 2013 22:33:33 -0400<p>In My Bum</p> <p>Plz<br/><br/>EDIT: JADE WAS THIS YOU?!</p>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50338672541http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50338672541Mon, 13 May 2013 08:50:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4601ab7ff74beacc30352be1b3987cd8/tumblr_mgzq3nIYjY1qejqeqo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91ef5d6942b763dcb30702e0ee140106/tumblr_mgzq3nIYjY1qejqeqo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50263541073http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50263541073Sun, 12 May 2013 11:40:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christoph-waltzed.tumblr.com/post/49328535970/i-remember-in-year-2-there-was-a-girl-who-had">christoph-waltzed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut</p> <p>So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.</p> <p>She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. </p> </blockquote>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50263527932http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50263527932Sun, 12 May 2013 11:40:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3l5icTRwp1qc8qobo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3l5icTRwp1qc8qobo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50221942857http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50221942857Sat, 11 May 2013 23:39:06 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thats-slightly-raven.tumblr.com/post/50117290198/im-watching-hells-kitchen-and-i-cant-stop">thats-slightly-raven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/87b6f69a37fe1e27f125e961443d3974/tumblr_inline_mmlsl8pVrw1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50209607234http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50209607234Sat, 11 May 2013 20:42:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d379c3850a9f1a984fc786bf04fc41cd/tumblr_mm7492PECw1rkiy6bo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/84f5d862e2ad2c175aed9dcc54b7cdf1/tumblr_mm7492PECw1rkiy6bo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a7a60437b9698f97bf9a6995adb1d6c/tumblr_mm7492PECw1rkiy6bo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://wizardlightningbattle.tumblr.com/post/49952567230/this-fucking-show" class="tumblr_blog">wizardlightningbattle</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This fucking show</p></blockquote>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50209340728http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50209340728Sat, 11 May 2013 20:38:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbj6khoSE1ro4usoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moriarty.tumblr.com/post/49648319542/noot-noot">moriarty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>noot noot</p> </blockquote>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50208451555http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50208451555Sat, 11 May 2013 20:25:18 -0400<p><a href="http://doctorwho.tumblr.com/post/50168059989/the-boscombe-valley-mystery-if-i-ever-played" class="tumblr_blog">doctorwho</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-boscombe-valley-mystery.tumblr.com/post/50016517272/if-i-ever-played-the-doctor-all-i-would-do-on-my">the-boscombe-valley-mystery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If I ever played the Doctor, all I would do on my days off is get into costume and run around London looking worried.</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1e5ktP8cJ1qhap1n.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50208359235http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50208359235Sat, 11 May 2013 20:23:55 -0400<p><a href="http://apatheticghost.tumblr.com/post/49886737746/my-dad-just-yelled-it-sounds-like-youre-making" class="tumblr_blog">apatheticghost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/6f33f26c7e1bdba0c13aa0b2b86f2173/tumblr_inline_mmga5iJwus1qz4rgp.jpg" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50207765362http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50207765362Sat, 11 May 2013 20:14:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theoncomingstormofgallifrey.tumblr.com/post/48853447336/such-a-retardis-catswithbenefits-why-ride-a">theoncomingstormofgallifrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://such-a-retardis.tumblr.com/post/48826289207/catswithbenefits-why-ride-a-rollercoaster-when">such-a-retardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catswithbenefits.tumblr.com/post/43457448658/why-ride-a-rollercoaster-when-you-can-ride-me">catswithbenefits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me </p> </blockquote> <p>Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8ae4129ccb6513081cf1451a63ba00de/tumblr_inline_mltea8HJSy1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50207674171http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50207674171Sat, 11 May 2013 20:13:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b368f9ff4152bce10fc29f567c9b72b/tumblr_mm6thp2cUS1rdes1jo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50207658399http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50207658399Sat, 11 May 2013 20:13:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44d49464c4ca90205aa42bafba612efe/tumblr_mmmki95ahc1qem2tro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://norafox.tumblr.com/post/50152702231">norafox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><a href="http://explosm.net/comics/3167/">Cyanide and Happiness nails it</a>.</em></p> </blockquote>http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50207431214http://genericwizardguy.tumblr.com/post/50207431214Sat, 11 May 2013 20:09:43 -0400